fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
I NEED TO LEARN
Its literally like shes wearing a mask
that aint even her face
its a mask of powder and well placed bronzer
THAT’S THE BEAUTY OF MAKEUP THO IT IS AN ART YOU CAN LITERALLY TRANSFORM YOURSELF TO MAKE YOU LOOK ON THE OUTSIDE HOW YOU FEEL ON THE INSIDE #TEAMCAPS
she has a little penis on her nose in the third photo
luke always got an eye for the important stuff
Winter sore throat “tea”- In a jar combine lemon slices, organic honey and sliced ginger. Close jar and put it in the fridge, it will form into a “jelly”. To serve- spoon jelly into mug and pour boiling water over it. Store in fridge 2-3 months.
Reblogging this in case any of you little jelly beans get sick (◡‿◡✿)
YEP YEP YEP.
(Source: , via ledieuetlartiste)
In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.
fucking thank you
this morning i almost fell off my bed and woke up in the middle of a dream and the first coherent line of thought i could muster was a koalas get their medication from pharmarsupials
This is why you cant trust women, even when theyre mouth is closed theyre still lying to you
you do realize that this is really hurtful right?
i did not do this to show how i am ‘lying’ to men or anyone, it’s not about how you, as a man, should feel about it - it’s about myself.
to me your statement sounds as if the left side of this picture is something awful or horrible. and no, it’s not. it is my face - with and without makeup. and whether i chose to wear it or not is MY AND JUST MY decision. and when i do, i do it for myself - so that i feel good about myself - not for you.
She told it how it is, perfectly.